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narcissism
i'm Lyn. i'm fascinated by shiny objects, gummy objects and black xs perfume(it smells yummy, like candy+cake). i laugh for no reason when i space out, which happens pretty often. i don't like caterpillars. i don't like sluts. i don't like red heads. i don't like redheaded sluts. i don't like horses. i don't care, they stink of shit and look so ugly. i like stuff. your stuff.
it's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont Street. appealing only because they are just that un-appealing. any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering. the rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde, and the habit of decomposing right before your very (lalalala) eyes. along with the people inside. what a wonderful caricature of intimacy. inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy. tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin, accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie. she's getting a job at the firm come monday, the missus will stay with the cheating attorney. moonlighting aside, she really needs his money. oh, wonderful caricature of intimacy. and not to mention, the constable, and his proposition, for that "virgin", yes, the one the lawyer met with on "strictly business", as he said to the missus. well, only hours before, after he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact. there was a terrible crash, between her and the badge, she spilled her purse and her bag, and held a "purse" of a different kind. along with the people inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy, inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy. there are no, raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses, its sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses. shade of the sheets and before all the stains, and a few more of your least favorite things.